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PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« on: August 16, 2011, 10:34:44 AM »

one of the DBS Deeper Packages is

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Bill Graham For A Day Package

Private UM concert for you and your friends at an intimate Chicago venue (let’s talk). You collaborate with us on the set list and introduce us from the stage. Includes everything - open bar, food, signed and numbered limited edition poster, UMLive for each guest, tour of Joel’s house etc.
1 package at $50K (If you are requesting Bob or Nachos for Two - $60K)

$50,000 divided by 200 people = $250 bucks a head. 

Here is our chance to get the show we've always wanted.  Let's not waste it!

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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 10:37:21 AM »

Just talking about this on Turntable. I'm in.

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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 10:37:36 AM »

somebody would have to lay down that 50k though wouldn't they?  Who's rich here?
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 10:38:50 AM »

one of the DBS Deeper Packages is

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Bill Graham For A Day Package

Private UM concert for you and your friends at an intimate Chicago venue (let’s talk). You collaborate with us on the set list and introduce us from the stage. Includes everything - open bar, food, signed and numbered limited edition poster, UMLive for each guest, tour of Joel’s house etc.
1 package at $50K (If you are requesting Bob or Nachos for Two - $60K)

$50,000 divided by 200 people = $250 bucks a head. 

Here is our chance to get the show we've always wanted.  Let's not waste it!

Read the fine print...$60K if we want Bob or Nachos.  ;)
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 10:39:22 AM »

They should do this show at the mousetrap.  Best intimate venue in the Midwest.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 10:39:31 AM »

we could set up a paypal account to pay it to then buy it. get someone that is trust worthy enough to handle it. i nominate hal or chappy.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 10:40:10 AM »

I sent an email asking them to define intimate.  200 was the number I came up with too.  Ill let you know what i hear.  ballsdeep@umphreys.com
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 10:41:12 AM »

You need to choose a venue/date before anyone will put money for this.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 10:44:10 AM »

I would be so down for this!  You think we could make it work at the Park West? 
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 10:44:55 AM »

You need to choose a venue/date before anyone will put money for this.

True. I also nominate Hal or Chappy as treasurer. Or Stupac.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 10:46:37 AM »

There's a website called kickstarter.com that allows you to raise funds but it doesn't get taken out of the donaters account until after a certain goal is reached. 

http://www.kickstarter.com/help/faq/kickstarter%20basics#AlloFund

So that's the best way to do this IMO, then no one gets screwed. 

Now, is this for real? 
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »

Or we could let Gable have his $50,000 crack party.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 10:48:16 AM »

For an extra $100 we could get a thebort party van too.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 10:51:12 AM »

This sounds like fun
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 10:56:01 AM »

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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2011, 10:56:39 AM »

I'm definitely in.
Think its possible for us to just set up a paypal for this and put somebody like Kevin in charge of it?
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2011, 10:57:20 AM »

this can't be for real..
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2011, 10:59:29 AM »

It is absolutely real.  KB responded to my email.  200 is the upper limit of "intimate" for the event.
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2011, 11:01:30 AM »

This is so sick, let's do this!!!
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2011, 11:01:50 AM »

i got 50g's

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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2011, 11:02:13 AM »

This has to happen...
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2011, 11:04:16 AM »

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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2011, 11:06:37 AM »

I can't wait to see the look on Joel's face when 200 people show up at his house for a tour
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Re: PRIVATE BORT CONCERT
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2011, 11:07:16 AM »

I would probably be down.
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